kind of ridiculous that I had to read three paragraphs of bullshit before you actually got to the point of the article.

considering it took him 5 years to finish the first mako reactor mission...I can't wait till the year 2508 when he's finished!

all I know about christiano ronaldo is that my Haitian friend says he's a faggot when I use him to score on my buddy in FIFA.

huh. I didn't know that being alive 10 years ago to see a vice city/flock of seagulls commercial a handful of times made you a "nerd".

they did the same thing with prince of Persia after PoP 2008. nothing to see here.

absolutely hilarious! I cannot contain my laughter! so funny!

dont worry man, it's just some deadspin asshole trying to be a comment section comedian. trying and failing, yes, but trying nonetheless.

interesting read. though, since Patricia Hernandez wrote it, I'm gonna have to reread it cause I missed the "I hate men / men are animals" angle that usually pops up in her work.

unless you feel like using it at some other time. it's up to you.

those mechanics are in every game after AC2, and they've all been fleshed out to be more involved and complex.

what the fucking hell is "roll tide"? how bout putting some effort when doing something like this, instead of copy pasting a fucking gif and typing 8 letters.

fuck these goddamn eurofaggots. if it weren't for their shit fanbase NO ONE would care at all about this "sport"

what the fuck, there's only one picture.

are you like the worlds only justin smoak fan?

why eight?

dude I was thinking the EXACT same thing. would it be too much to ask for them to, you know, start the story at the beginning?

whats the point of this? aside from typical deadspin snarky bullshit, what's the point?

which assassins creed? the AC games span over 500 years, from the third crusade to the American revolution.

you through? cause I am.

you're right, you do need a little more help.