and ooooh! pop culture references and "quirky" humor! so nerdy!

somehow I read the headline as "adorable girl", and went in with high expectations. now I see I misread, cause my god there's nothing remotely attractive about this broad.

it's funny, I don't like just causing mayhem and running from cops anymore either. give me plot nowadays:

also: why do I get the feeling you were the type of douche who loved the rampage series of games? you know, all retarded wanton action and destruction in the service of no plot whatsoever.

I really hope they do nothing at all to cater to your type, the type to not finish the real game so you can fuck around in multiplayer with 11 year olds. you are the type that's killing single player gaming. please fuck off, mike fahey, and don't write anymore stupid shit like this.

the last of us wasn't even the best zombie apocalypse game this year so far,(state of decay was) let alone goty.

well, is it still super linear , with a paucity of towns, horrible awful voice acting, annoying characters, an incomprehensible plot and miserable pacing?

PS - your head probably glows in the dark, sleeping on a charging phone.

NOT bioshock or the last of us, that's for damn sure.

right? nothing scary about a plane crash and people dying around you.

is...is this serious? I had to reread the headline a couple times and still didnt get it before reading the full article.

i stopped reading when you used the phrase "all you have to do" and the word solder in the same sentence. suuuper easy.

who the fuck is Tyler Seguin? and why should we give a shit what he twits about?

this is why I'll be buying a ps4 next gen: JRPGs.

i'm having a hard time believing you really had a horse get stuck in the road on flat pavement with no obstruction.

it's saturday and i've got nothing to do, so i'll indulge you.

damn, this would've been great news if I hadn't already given up on this broken game months ago. it was entertaining for a bit, if a little obtuse, till it suddenly stopped working and would crash upon launch everytime. I have no patience for broken games, so fuck it. and now it's too late to care.

well, I'm not gonna give you shit for your opinion, but I will say among professional reviewers and fans, VERY few said the base game was "horrible". a bit disappointing sure but far from horrible. that's more than a little hyberbolic on both you and Patricia's part.

there's a difference between not needed and horrible. it was a what if scenario, totally separate from the main game, just like red dead redemption and sleeping dogs stupid zombie dlc. all three were "not needed", but at least assassins creed's was original and not some zombie bullshit. and it was entertaining. so…

too bad she literally has no ass tits hips or legs of which to speak.