dear patricia,

ugh. nobody cares.

yes. you're too young for it to have had any impact on your life.

hooray!

i'm sorry but...did he just brag about "reading level"?

blue dragon was incredibly annoying with its precocious kid protagonists, and the character design was some of the worst I've ever seen, from Toriyama or anyone.

wait...what?

I couldn't possibly give less of a fuck about multiplayer, but I also couldn't help but notice..."Blaine County"? what happened to all the counties around LS from San Andreas? red county, flint county, blueberry, dillimore..they've all just, been replaced?

right? I totally agree. the lock on in gta4 and rdr were waay overly-aggressive, and made the game too easy. theres gotta be something between full lock on and full free aim, hasn't there?

way to go guys. 3 comments desperately trying (and failing!) to be funny

this has already been made much simpler with the smartglass app. typing with a phone is far easier than with a controller.

all I know about ogdensburg is I got lost there once trying to make my way to ithaca, and the town is so small its Wikipedia page mentions its yearly battle of the high school bands. gotta love America.

"For someone who has never used PC controls..."

nah, I work for MLB advanced media and ESPN3, so I definitely like sports; it's literally my life. I don't like sports games anymore because they're all trying to appeal to the hardest core of hardcorefans, who care about sneakers and height.

I think you're an asshole.

NHL is the "best" sport? really, I was taking you seriously till you got to that point. how can a sport played exclusively by white people (mostly European or Canadian), that the majority of the country couldn't give less of a shit about, be the "best" sport?

Jesus, the last thing I'd EVER do is play a sports game on Xbox live.

ahhh yes, just when I start wondering why I don't play sports games anymore, an article where some guy is bragging about having a "shoe guru", whatever the fuck that means, and on which a guy comments complaining about the height of two characters in a screenshot. Jesus Christ...is this what sports games have come…

"Hall-of-fame stars from the NBA's past will be a part of NBA Live 14, though exactly how isn't known,"

man that's awesome, looks super cozy.