jaromir jagr? krejci?

put the ball in the goal.

also, "thirteen years dick" might be my new favorite phrase.

shhhhhh...just keep it moving. on the Internet no one can hear your screams.

k.

i'm not sure what your point is anymore. the uncharted series is linear, and its games are very short, and have tons of cutscenes. shooters are also short, but i don't play those. congratulations, you got a sick deal when buying uncharted; when it came out it was $60 for 5 hours of entertainment. that is an awful…

you'll also have spent $180 on 15 hours of linear entertainment. seems like a shit deal to me.

okay asshole, i get it. you don't understand what "random" means, and you lived under a rock for the entirety of the rather huge skyrim on ps3 debacle. your skyrim worked fine, congratulations. so did your friends', tell them congratulations for me too.

oh man, RDR. i was beyond disappointed when i heard that the RDR dlc was going to be zombie themed. it felt like such a cynical move by rockstar, to capitalize on people's obsession with zombie stuff. it literally had nothing to do whatsoever with the original game. i still play RDR from time to time these days, but i…

yeah fair enough, i actually loved a lot of those WWII games when they came out, and i might even start playing shooters again if they were to start making WWII games again. i LOVED the history and stuff in those games, and the variety of environments and theaters of war. it wasn't all about just shooting generic…

what the fuck?

dear deadspin:

"grindcore"? holy shit, seriously? that's really a genre of music?

k.

agreed, except for the graphics, interestingly enough. i actually quit playing this game when the triforce quest popped up waay back in like 2003, just cause the interactions and gameplay required to get the pieces never changed, it was the same exact thing over and over for each piece. still, it's my second favorite…

look at that face!

keep trolling my winning? what the fuck does that even mean?

and by the way, I don't give a fuck about whether or not skyrim would have sold you on one console or the other. I was talking about myself, not you. I don't give a shit about your preferences. 'mkay?

my "tone"?? are you fucking serious? this is the Internet dude, words on a screen. there is no tone, and as much as you might think you can, you can't tell how someone feels or what upsets them from a 2 sentence comment on the Internet.

dude I was about to write essentially this same comment. I got the exact same impression you did from xbone's e3, that they're all about ESPN and nfl and fantasy football and halo and tv (and halo on tv!). I don't really understand how someone could emerge from that press conference thinking that Microsoft is now all…