you had me until the very end. what the fuck makes you think I'm "butt hurt" about anything? if I was psyched to play a game and bought an entire console to just do so, then found out it was like 5 hours, I'd be pissed as hell. awesome you got to write it off, I'd have done the same thing, but you're a fucking moron…

the ps3 version worked or didn't work on ps3s with no rhyme or reason. you got lucky. congratulations.

skyrim, totally broken and unplayable on ps3.

damn, that must have hurt, paying however many hundreds of dollars it cost at that point just to play a super linear 5 hour game that would rather be a movie.

and oh yeah, enough games with little girls that you're supposed to instantly feel sorry for and protective of. talk about played out...in the last year this is the third such game I can think of, and that's only giving it a second or two of thought.

really though, enough with the zombie apocalypse games. it's long past time they experience the same fate of anthropomorphic animal mascot games and WWII shooters.

as much as he endlessly overhypes everything he's involved in, and for all the awful decisions he's made about fable (kinect only sequel, asinine interactions, microtransactions) I still find him charming. fucking hell, Pete. be a bit less likable and make this easier for the rest of us.

holy shit..not only is this asshole a shitty parent who lets his fucking 5 year old walk all over him instead of smacking he shit out of her once so she learns the lesson, he's also a fucking pussy for crying on the ground about it like a little bitch, letting his son see him like that (good luck getting him to…

video or gtfo.

and also for the record, if I EVER walked in on my dad laying on the ground crying like a little fucking pussy bitch cause he splashed some cold water on my brother and now felt sad, I'd have instantly lost all respect for him.

this is fucking ridiculous. my dad would've slapped the shit out of me, and in 2 seconds I'd have learned my lesson. I can tell you're a white person, cause if there's one thing black folk are better at than you people is not letting our kids run/ruin our lives. every single other middle class, well adjusted 20…

right? me too. to be honest I think there's a lot of real humility and self doubt in that dude, and it usually comes through in his music. the people who really think he is this way are people who haven't heard his albums from beginning to end, to fully understand the persona.

I'm not so sure about that one picture with what looks like revolutionaries or something though. I can't imagine where the game is going with that

as cool as that sounds, it still doesn't beat moving a targeting cursor around and making precise decisions. no way would there be any sort of precision in terms of dudes going where you want them to.

bullet firmly lodged in foot, foot securely stationed in mouth.

what the fuck does that picture have to do with anything? how come deadspin commenters have such trouble staying on topic, and why do you all think you're just hilllllarious?

what the fuck are YOU talking about?

no thanks, FFIX was such a masterpiece and such a throwback that it was clearly seen as the end of an era and style of design for ff games. ffx is where the series jumped the shark for me, as most of the complaints about xiii apply here: few towns, SUPER linear design, style over substance at every turn.

except the Jesus and Mary chain haven't put out an album in almost a decade, 120 minutes now comes on vh1 classic, and mtv doesn't play music anymore. aside from that, and the fact that your comment has absolutely nothing to do with the article...

k.