P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

To be fair, the student in question is Brandon Weeden.

Done and done!

That's pretty exceptional. In strictly analytical terms, I think for someone else it would still be worth comparing what someone is able to do contribute. 100% of 15% is excellent...if you can actually contribute 15%. While, for example, Conoco Philips on the list matches 900% of 1%. Just about anyone can put away 1%…

Obligatory for every Beer Snob conversation.

"... the lousy tramp."

"I bet she's an icky Republican!"

"Take, take! Is blank checkbook for turning blind eye!"

I'm not condoning what Russia is doing, but we should be doing more to prevent them from being provoked.

Wilt Chamberlain, in a very narrow sense of the word battered?

Hey now, I know plenty of male orcs who would never hit a woman unless she was charging at them with a weapon in hand.

The Ram Mount X-Grip brings with it a long list of critical and consumer acclaim, along with a twist lock suction cup and a clean, understated look.

The Ram Mount X-Grip brings with it a long list of critical and consumer acclaim, along with a twist lock suction…

Yay, Shame! Regardless, hope you enjoy it, man.

That's cool. I guess I'll have to go find a cash machine.

I warn you that I will take my cues from my cat, and ululate the song of my people at the top of my lungs beginning at 4:30 a.m. until such time as I am fed.

Always cut your burger diagonally

Ram X-Mount is pretty solid too.

Ram X-Mount is pretty solid too.

Why do people insist a large group of people must be lying if they happen to have one personal anecdote nobody can verify saying something else? What leaps of logic inspires that conclusion?

Thanks. I read that. I decided to take some liberties with my joke. Go correct some grammar somewhere else, nerd.

Weird. Reading this actually makes me have a little respect for LeBron. Now, before this I knew next to nothing about him, but all I can seem to think of are pieces of bad press. This actually seems to be a very positive and realistic spin on his story.

Altidore is not a particularly good player