pretty uninspired stuff here. you called them minnows compared to the other teams in the concacaf and called them ecuador twice in their own world cup preview.

"that men in ancient Rome beat and fucked their slaves all the time"

You can pretty much tell how good a country is at football by checking to see what they think football is. If it is anything other than soccer, they suck.

[Busquets falls over from the fart]

This was a very interesting article due to the fact that I'm a huge GoT fan and because I never gave much thought to bisexuals. I'm a small town housewife and I honestly thought that bisexuals were just confused and would make a decision one day. I didn't look at it as I would a straight, gay, or transgender. Sorry…

Not surprising if you think about it. Let's add this up, shall we:
Cobb County = 10 letters
Obamacare = 9
Fucks given by libtards = 0
Amendment trampled = 2
Patriots killed at Benghshit sorry can't finish this joke, just got a job at Breitbart

For some reason I remember the goal he roofed over the Slovenian keeper better than the winner against Algeria. Maybe because it was so unexpected.

"What kind of cocksocking, assfuck, cunt thinks these kinds of shitcock jokes are still funny?"
-Tim Howard in a Tourette's-free outburst

It no longer makes sense for ManYoo to think that way, specifically in the Prem. It was easier a number of years ago to swagger in to England, empty a dump truck full of money, and start collecting titles. But that was a time when there were only so many financial powerhouses in the world (specifically Real, Barca,…

Billy, I asked you what time it was, and you told me it's raining outside. You implied that it was a "totally United move" that doesn't make sense. I explained why it did make sense for United to think that way. You're response of "Liverpool" is the only thing that doesn't make sense.

Man, I can't look past Brazil. I kinda think they're going to walk it. We'll have more on that anon, though.

Greg has been working on an enormously long feature and on World Cup stuff. He'll be resurrecting Arsenalspin soon enough.

Junior year prom and I was going with a girl that I kind of liked but had already come to the realization that I was not getting any even before the dance. So we go to prom and all is good but I'm already looking forward to the afterparty, a smallish group of my close friends in someones parents basement that were…

This whole column makes me realize how unwittingly lucky I was in high school: I aimed for a mediocre girl early and ended up having sex nearly every morning before Junior & Senior year - no cheerleader fantasies for this guy. Sure, she flashed people at parties and ended up cheating on me with my first college…

Pics of kids for the InLaws in my main purpose. That and seeing which girls from HS have gained 90 lbs.

Color me jealous. I still have yet to locate 120 minute. Our bars have it maybe once a year (with lines rivaling Pliny the Younger) and they don't seem to ship bottles out to CA.

shorts plus super tight under armour shirt

Because when I see that Billy Haisley has written a soccer article, I expect it to be about a top flight club. Not some scrub team like Manchester United.

The problem was that they hired a manager who was unable to connect with United's largely Hispanic fan base.