I need to stop reading this column. It's a weekly reminder that I live in filth, and unnecessarily.

Wife: WHY IS SHE STILL CRYING?? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Imma thinkin I could just start with this drawer in the kitchen and see how it goes . .

If your line-up can't handle a couple games without a key player, you probably have bigger problems to address.

*gurgle*

I agree that looks better on a person. But I still think it's too bright. 5-10% darker blue and red would be better, I think.

As always, it looks better frozen with a wooden stick in it.

The jersey will be worn with red shorts (the socks haven't yet been released), so Nike's really doubling down on that color.

Balls don't lie.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

Experienced drinkers know that an $18 24-pack, combined with a funnel, gives much more bang for the buck while protecting the tongue from any unpleasant flavors.

Sneijderman gets it. Also, as you and I would certainly agree, being a fan of a specific European powerhouse and your local MLS team are not mutually exclusive.

This is exactly why I can't stand college football. Refuse to watch it. The route running? Puhlease. Watching a far superior Jaguars/Browns game in December is where you'll find me.

from a better article:

I think most people would be surprised how quickly and easily a food writer goes down when you hit him squarely in the forehead with a sledgehammer. You'd think they're a tough bunch, but they pretty much crumple up for good with one solid thwack.

Florio messed up a crucial part of the story. The Browns were simply trying to acquire a quarterback that was younger than Brandon Weeden.

Ah, Sam Adams: makers of dozens of different brews that all manage to be disappointing.

I'm surprised it went into the goal. All I ever hear about is Swiss Miss.