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I hope they use this for good and warn everyone about 9/11.

Fox chose Nascar Daytona Truck Series Practice over this game for Fox Sports 1. So happy Fox lost its shitty hold on BPL.

I have a work-friend that complains all the time about money. The husband can make as much as her, when he has overtime, but she generally makes the most. They also have completely separate accounts. Time and time again, he will pay the kids day care and considers the rest of the check as "his money" and spend

Sigi Schmid is so fucking happy right now!

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

...not all man holes are always covered

Who could blame Marshawn for his early exit as he was being followed by a large group of white men angrily yelling "Lynch"!

I really don't get this weather panic. They have been playing games in cold weather for decades. People even get excited about the coldest weather games, and they are often very well played and competitive. As best as I can tell, the main reason for panicking about the weather is that people who are paying thousands

I think this performance wins for best audience participation, it was lots of fun, but Kendrick Lamar and Imagine Dragon had the best performance of the night hands down.

For the statically inclined:

This is a fair point to make, but lumping in the Fox Sports employee's tweet about being simply scared by a man screaming with the larger race comment is a legitimately irresponsible move.

Don't be ridiculous. It's the Super Bowl—we've got two weeks of this shit waiting for you.

Now wonder Kidd enjoyed meeting Lukas Podolski, it must've been a treat to meet a pole without an airbag smacking him in the face.

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?

I think the last World Cup was what sparked my interest too. That led to watching some MLS games, then buying Football Manager. Now with the BPL on NBC it's never been easier, as an American, to get started liking soccer.

Chivas? I'm a longtime season ticket holder to the Red Bulls and I've never seen Chivas play either.