I want to get this just to pin which breweries I've been to.

Part of the reason the middle is open is because the Saints run a lot of sets where the backfield is empty or the back goes out as a safety valve. The linebackers that would usually be waiting there are going out wide with the back or dropping into coverage in an empty set because there's no back in there to threaten…

God, the disdain with which Wilbon says the word "Deadspin" gave me a goddamn erection. Just knowing he hates all of us warms my cold dead heart. Suck a bushel of dicks, Wilbon.

K.I.S.S.

That's.. the most for this article? I'm starting the think the weekend crew around here is huffing fumes.

+1

So now the question becomes which narrative sticks?

Yeah, I would love to see tax exempt status go away for religious organizations. As someone who spent a lot of time living in Oklahoma, almost all the preachers here openly endorse the Republican Party. Meanwhile our UU church All Souls is stretched thin supporting three very poor schools, providing housing to LGTBQ…

That is a load of bullshit. US law has limited what Mormons, Pagans, Native Americans, and more can do.

#CFSC

No, that's just because NYRB sucks. 18 years and one fucking dish to their name.

When you try to put on sunglasses like a human and they just slide off your head because you lack functioning ears, do you just cry and cry?

This. People who don't have kids on one don't get it. They think it's ok if little johhny misses his nap. They think we are crazy for keeping on a strict schedule. They are wrong.

He knows when you've been sleeping,

She's not going to take your balls either way

Some Questions About That Auburn-Alabama Game

OK, but is anyone all that surprised? I grew up in Alabama, half from French Creole bayou stock. I know people like this. For some places, this is progressive. I'm not saying it's necessarily acceptable, he should absolutely face consequences because words have consequences. But honestly, something like this was just…

I guess if your from the backwoods bayou and you make your millions in the backwoods bayou, there isn't much reason to expect your politics to get out of the backwoods bayou.

but not as small as your dick