I still remember Matt Bryant's kick from 2006. Its definitely the worst way to lose a game. You convince yourself that because of the distance that your team has it in the bag, but no, some should-be soccer player, steals it away.

Kickers are really the biggest dicks in sports.

Probably a left back or right back (they're small but need to have a strong leg to cross).

he's kind of small...

Seeing how's he's just booting balls deep, probably goalie.

Justin Tucker speaks five languages, has hit 33 field goals in a row, just kept his team's season alive with a game-winning 61 yarder on the road (a career high), hit six field goals in a game (a Raven record), and then congratulated all fantasy teams who own him (as I made the championship with him outscoring Calvin)…

Can we bring in a Deadspin writer to re-do this with actual comedy?

I learned some critical information from my doctor about 6 weeks ago. I'll never forget it. It was always, ... no, no, never, run with the treadmill at 0 degrees incline. He said that you should have at least 2 degrees or more elevation if you are just pounding out a few miles on a treadmill instead of doing the…

I suck at running (see super long comment below, if you want), and I've never been an athlete, but could part of the problem be because you may not be extending fully on a treadmill like you would running on open ground? Or that treadmills are so springy compared to some earth? I know the few times I've tried to jog…

While both teams are hopeless, it's been a fun game. And there's the RGIII/Shanahan/Cousins/Snyder storyline.

I hope Dallas blows up the Packers, because fuck Green Bay. Fuck Dallas, too, but fuck Green Bay harder.

It sucks even more knowing that I can't watch the Saints later. Blahh....why do I have to watch the Pack face Dallas?

They also set the makeup gun to "whore" in the Photoshopped version.

So you guys traded Dom and a bag of balls to NJ.com for links and a blogger to be named later?

Mrs. Jackson: [Reads Article]

"I find Champions League play much better than MLS."

The quality rose when they started loosening provisions to let europes old guys come over. But don't confuse an increase in quality with something actually being good. It's still a terrible product most nights.

Sounds like there is talk of going to 24 teams. I don't know how the league is going to survive long enough for that massive trickle down effect to bear fruit.

Other than England, Spain, Germany, France, Italy, Netherlands and Brazil most domestic leagues are the dregs. With so many talented players from around the world flocking to Europe, the difference in talent between the MLS and similar domestic leagues worldwide is minimal. What is lacking in the MLS is relegation,…

Wow a I am tearing up. It is so great to see an American soccer team fleecing American taxpayers just like their cousins in other major sports. MLS is all grown up now.

In other news, Costa Rica has applied for UEFA membership.