Pranks like this aren't funny and I'm glad he's in jail. Funny pranks are those with no victim, like, for example, stealing sports memorabilia from a restaurant and using that to further your shitty career.

His estimation was about 40 miles off

"Guys, 'Melt Away' is only $39.92. At that price I'm buying two!"

He enters a Georgetown bar and says, "Who wants to sex Saban?" 125 college athletics administrators, 3 NFL GMs, 8 CFL GMs and at 2 International Rugby Club owners get in line behind Paul Finebaum.

Great point. Still, a lot of miles.

This guy gets it.

So it's settled: Arsenal will win the Prem, France will be miraculous WC finalists and the US will lift the World Cup.

Well, shit. Between bed, couch, and office chair, I'm a daggum triathlete.

I personally think a nice Hefeweisen makes the best breakfast beer. I really like it with a splash of grapefruit juice in it for a refreshing beermosa.

How could you leave out Uncle Fucker?!

Dan finds a new bedpan.

Name it FedEx Field?

"The Group of Traumatic Brain Injury"

The Group of Traumatic Brain Injury

Well if its any consolation, your name is clever.

Enjoy the game!

Wonderful!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!