Pranks like this aren't funny and I'm glad he's in jail. Funny pranks are those with no victim, like, for example, stealing sports memorabilia from a restaurant and using that to further your shitty career.

His estimation was about 40 miles off

"Guys, 'Melt Away' is only $39.92. At that price I'm buying two!"

He enters a Georgetown bar and says, "Who wants to sex Saban?" 125 college athletics administrators, 3 NFL GMs, 8 CFL GMs and at 2 International Rugby Club owners get in line behind Paul Finebaum.

Great point. Still, a lot of miles.

This guy gets it.

So it's settled: Arsenal will win the Prem, France will be miraculous WC finalists and the US will lift the World Cup.

Well, shit. Between bed, couch, and office chair, I'm a daggum triathlete.

I personally think a nice Hefeweisen makes the best breakfast beer. I really like it with a splash of grapefruit juice in it for a refreshing beermosa.

How could you leave out Uncle Fucker?!

Dan finds a new bedpan.

Name it FedEx Field?

that should be most of the modern day romances. perhaps romances were better written pre-sanitation

"The Group of Traumatic Brain Injury"

The Group of Traumatic Brain Injury

Well if its any consolation, your name is clever.

Enjoy the game!

Wonderful!