This is why poor people are poor. They eat garbage like rhubarb pie.

Cincinnati chili sucks, amirite?

Soccer has one huge advantage over baseball, Almost every single game clocks in at just under 2 hours to watch. Baseball games seem to last the better part of a generation.

They're scared of Big Government pushing THEM around. People they don't like, they want Big Government to push around. Keep in mind these are largely the same people whining about taxes when their state gets more in federal tax money than it pays out.

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just an aside, as a runner one sometimes has to defecate on a run and at 4am the world is pretty much your toilet

You guessed it — zero. Not one. We know baseball has been the toughest sport to predict in recent years, but the pundits truly reached a new level of futility this year.

I, through some miracle, have convinced myself that if I miss a run because of the previous nights drinking I must have a drinking problem. This has struck with me well over 10 years now. I have done some long runs horribly hungover/still drunk from the previous night's escapades. I may feel like dick at the start…

Man up, pussy! Handle your shit.

Regardless, turning down stimulus money, especially for education, is freaking insane.

Just throwing in the obligatory response from a marylander: virginians are worse drivers.

I'm shocked that Louisiana is cutting aid to education!

According to the Soccer Power Index, the United States is tied with France at 12. If you step back and think about that in perspective, I'd say that's a pretty solid accomplishment.

I've been a long time reader of Deadspin, but this is the first article I've ever felt compelled to comment on because I agree with everything written.
I am a Redskins' fan, born and raised (I am also a white male, but I don't speak for all white males). My fiance is Native American and her family lives on a…

You're laughing now, but Jordan has a history of being great in the playoffs

Eh, that article (the original article referenced here by Jez) has both hits and misses; it strikes me as poorly researched.

Challenge a Cajun to a drinking contest