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If it was a current member of the Patriots receiving core under investigation the charges would have been dropped by now.

Even worse predicament of buying your kids Halloween costumes too early: kids change their minds like windmills. For four solid months my 2-year-old wanted to be Darth Vader. He's got a Darth Vader costume, with a little mask and lightsaber. Yesterday, he told me he wants to be Bat-Man. Today, He-Man. Moral of the

Give him a break. He had just finished writing up a new profile on OkCupid.

Does this mean that we traded Tuesday Night Fights to Jezebel? Please tell me this means we traded Tuesday Night Fights to Jezebel.

Thirty seconds makes a huge difference. For example, had you not taken those seconds making such dogshit posts, you could have instead jumped off a building to everyone's benefit.

I was an intramural ref my soph yr in college. In a softball title game, there was a close play at 2nd in the final inning when a guy tagged up from 1st, but looked like he made it. The fielding team blew a gasket, and every single guy on the field surrounded me incensed at my "horrible call", a rare time I felt

If you like soccer, then watching Bayern is porn.

It would be neat I guess, but not particularly instructive. I hear Roger Goodell is exploring the possibility of an 82 game NFL season though

My reaction to reading the SI articles:

Fucking Auburn fans.

After the Browns, Things are Looking Up for Trent Richardson.

If you could go back in time and change just one thing about the piece, why wouldn't you instead use the time machine to kill Hitler? What's your issue with Jews?

Sadsack Deadspin Reader Punked into Reading Stupid Article about Two Sadsack Drunken Comedians Who Committed a Felony - TWICE - Against Idiot Kicker Who I Almost Feel Bad For Now

As in a first round World Cup exit? I don't see that at all. This is a team that has 10 times the talent of that '98 team, and they have a lot of collective experience getting through the group stage. They have an outstanding coach, who himself has loads of WC experience. And for once, when they are at full

Just like a Klinsmann to blame the black man for hurting the white man and taking his job away.

Your rationality and circumspection are a breath of fresh Jair.

Jesus people. Don't read the obvious soccer article if you don't want to look at soccer articles.

Yeah whatever, you pretentious dicks.

Other than the Chihuahua (does anyone else think "Chi-hoo-ah-hoo-ah" when typing that word?) and wedding ring, that is exactly my list of shit that would be stuck down there. You also forgot:

If you ask my parents six more years should be fine, and two years after that he'll be old enough to watch his three younger sisters while you and your wife hang out at the bar all day and night and get drunk off your asses. That could just be them, though.