I lived in suburb Chicago until I was twelve. I moved to Alabama after that until I was 23. I was as southern sounding as the day is long. I've now lived in the Washington DC region and have taken on whatever mongrel accent they speak with here. But get me back down south for a few days and get a few beers in me and…

Heavy water?

This one was too malty/sugary for me, although I last had it in a 12 oz, so maybe an older formula.

I like the Concourse. Keep it up.

I said these days twice. fuck me.

OH Damn, remembered another one. We had a mouse in our house when I was a kid. My dog flipped her shit whenever she caught wind of it. She would sit and just watch some crevice whimpering and not move for hours. So we knew it was around but could never find it. One morning before school I hear my dad cursing in the…

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I have a big window in my office and every now and then a bird flies into the glass. Usually they bounce off and fly away. Yesterday a big fuckin pigeon hit the glass and I swear I thought it was a baseball. He was down for the count, kind of twitching looking around and breathing heavily. I knew he was fucked but…

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There's actually quite a bit of good beer brewing in Alabama these days. I quite enjoy sampling the local fare when I go back to visit family these days.

Once I left Alabama (pre-abv law changes) and moved to Virginia and discovered real craft beer I totally shunned lager for a long time due to the piss i had been drinking in bama. Places like Gordon Biersch taught me that lagers can indeed be delicious. I really like Brooklyn's Pre Prohibition style Lager and Flying…

I'm glad I never learned what an adjunct was until well after I discovered the wonderful world of American craft beer. Reinheitsgebot beer snobs are the worst beer snobs.

I think that's the only way the south is going to get better. If people who have lived in other places go there and just don't tolerate their shit.

*orders all the cocktail sauce*

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The one charge that he was found not guilty on was the bank fraud charge he would have pled guilty to.

Have you seen him on Californication? He steals every episode he is in.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS This post officially means Football is back.

I have a 120 minute from each of the last four years in my wine chiller.. I'm waiting for a 2015 release to do a vertical. I'm kind of scared it will all be a waste of effort.

AND you can get it in cans now..