Mad Elf will keep you warm while shoveling out of a snow bank.

I love Troegs. I love Nugget Nectar but if you get that stuff any older than two months it is just not that good. A guy I work with is Nugget Nectar freak and he stockpiles it every year. He's got stuff from this years release still in his fridge. It defeats the purpose.

We were a Chris Wondolowski shank away from a quarter final this time around.. Not that unreasonable.

I'm intrigued by this PBR Spiked with Lemonade and bitters... can you elaborate?

There's a time and place for cheap old timey American Lager. I'd take PBR any day over Bud.

Gennessee Cream Ale

I have worn long pants outside of work maybe three times since May. I regret nothing.

Voicemail on my cell phone tends to stay for days until the little voicemail logo pisses me off more than having to call my voicemail. At work we have voicemail to email which is AMAZING. I can just listen to the voice mail in my email and then delete it like any other email. If you have to leave me a voicemail…

Probably why these celeb pics garner so much interest. Pornography is ubiquitous, these pics are rare and hard to get.

AND VOICE MAIL. DON'T LEAVE ME A GODDAMNED VOICE MAIL. I SAW IT WAS YOU AND I WILL CALL (text) YOU BACK.

You tried so hard for this. E for effort.

T-rex arms.

That's pretty much exactly what I just said.

I don't care that they sold out. I care that AB is now using their brand to attempt to take shelf space away from independent local breweries. Their brewpub in Chicago is still awesome and they still make some pretty neat small batch stuff there.

Is this magazine ever coming back? I subscribed, got one issue and then Poof! This was a great read.. which is why I subscribed to the magazine. =/

Fuck. Fuck fuck. I'm going to have to watch that video a million times these next few weeks aren't I? My wife punched a wall in our house when that happened.

I approve of Easy IPA because you can get it in a can.

Session IPAs always come across as thin to me, this one included. Can't handle higher ABV IPAs? Just drink 3 instead of 7. Session IPAs are ok in a pinch but I would never go out of my way for them.

We only seem to get every third enjoy by release around here and I try to get my hands on them every time. I feel like everyone is doing that super-citrusy west coast style ad naseum and they all sort of taste the same. Enjoy By does drive the point home that if you're going to spend 10 bucks on a six pack of any IPA…

We should be able to win the Gold Cup with Greg Howard in goal so it's all good.