Like I said, it almost makes me interested in baseball.

I wouldn't know anything about that.

The Nationals and Orioles playing the way they are right now has me ALMOST thinking about paying attention to baseball.

Do people still actually use twitter on their computers? NIU can't restrict access to 4G.

Not his fault Arsenal wouldn't buy him.

Giving up David Luiz is the textbook definition of addition by subtraction.

Organized Religion, everyone.

Used to drink this all the time as a kid. But later on in life I would get a serious stomach cramp afterward. Whats up with that? I miss the thick syrupy goo.

Thanks for keeping screamer around.

Arsenal might need a better Arteta, but didn't Wenger just make him club captain this season? Doesn't seem like they plan on replacing him. I guess they could buy a better holding midfielder but that just means Arteta would take time from someone else.

This makes me want to watch Snatch again.

Stop following your friends.

They are splitting time with ESPN. NBC is better than either but they didn't want to come up with the $$$ for the rights.

All the heavy weaponry and equipment was basically given to them by the DoD and the DHS. They have to buy things like dash cams.

The gun nuts want the public to be able to bear arms, just not THAT public.

and MLS next season. *cries*

I'm glad to see there is a solution to this problem. I disappointed that we will be going back to the same 10 or so writer's favorite commenters being visible on the main article.

Lois McMaster Bujold writes about "Uterine Replicators" in her Sci Fi series... the societies that use them have reached equality among the sexes (partly, mainly?) because women are free of the burden of having to carry children.

I just learned right this second. Man... Florida.

My wife and I are fairly regular Jezebel readers, I haven't seen one of these GIFs and she hasn't mentioned them either, so y'all are doing a pretty good job of managing them. I'm sorry you have to. What can your readers do?