Not as disturbing as I thought it might be, probably because Quake is sort of creepy to begin with. How about running Yoshi’s Story through this thing instead?

“Miyamoto’s got a Muppet? May as well nickname it Other M!”

Nice burner name, lol.

Unless there’s two ‘Diablo-inspired’ Star Wars mobile games in the works, then I was a part of closed usability testing for this. It is absolutely atrocious. Zero innovation, no effort in creating any sort of game play difference from every other lame mobile action adventure hack-and-slash. Also, plenty of planned…

A cursory Google search showed me how terrible and sad this really is. I applaud this respectful article. This is how adults write about someone’s passing.

Nerds

Other revelations from the new manual pages include the fact that Nintendo once made a horrible pun at Kirby's expense:

Triple A developers have massive budgets, professional programmers galore, and yet we see hideous things like ACU. No, there are no first timers who are still learning how to code being lead programmers on big budget titles and no, nobody assumes they are seasoned vets... Typically, companies put people who have years…

Yeah, no one's gonna know you're a fan of a video game wearing this. They'll just think you're blind.

Interesting... Wait! Brilliant idea here!

what about hovering limbs? mind controlled drone arms!

Why choose? Gimme two fleshies and two borg arms.

The first thing I'd do? The Robot.

Were his first thoughts that he can now rip his penis off and stick it in his mouth?

It's hilarious that in the video he just seems to be unimpressed by the whole thing.

Now we can have this guy represent Earthrealm in the next Mortal Kombat.

Oh man. I can't wait till the day when prosthetic limbs will be better than natural limbs. And I get to hack off these old fleshy ones and augment myself with some awesome rowbt arms.

"I asked for this."

Again: all of that sounded amazing in theory. Just adding two monsters, a handful of extra Talion powers, and some additional orc warchiefs seemed like more than enough to breath new life into Mordor's already excellent "nemesis system"—the intricate web of ever-evolving bad guys you fight in the game. The DLC's…