If it'll make you feel any younger, I still remember how games were sold in ziploc baggies when I was a kid. Now _I_ feel old. =)

PC games had DLC back then. We called them "expansions." They weren't downloadable, but it was the same concept. Except they had to be awesome because they had to be published just like the original game.

Yup, looks absolutely fucking terrible.

Right? this bugs me so much and looks like nobody else is bothered by it...

I can't believe this guy fell for it, I mean, c'mon.

The ol' moby dick bait n cuff'..oldest trick in the book

Here's an exclusive image of the ball pit level:

That's really cool, but I would wait on the next years model, or the one after that. One that uses a actual camera, instead of simple IR/UV sensors would be nice.

It's about the origin of the McRib isn't it? I knew there had to be some kind of conspiracy behind that abomination.

Dude already got pranked hard by his barber...

I knew that King of BK was a damn Templar.
Should've listened to Ronald Mcdonald.

I find it extremely clever that he kept his face right outside the shots.

It was years ago, I can't really remember. Mostly that it was really fun if you got into it, the gameplay was complex and interesting, that kind of thing. I mostly smiled and nodded - it was at a party and I hadn't seen the guy since I was a child. I was drunk enough to have made that first statement, but not drunk…

There are plenty of conversations to be had about the sexualization of female armor in video games, but this is a totally different playing field. They used stock photos of porn models to advertise... and IIRC there aren't even any women in the game.

What'd he say? I'm super curious.

I ran into one of my old friends from way-back-when, and when I said I worked in games he said he worked on Evony. When I responded with "Oh, the game with the boobs in the ads?", he spent the next hour or two trying to convince me that "IT'S A LEGITIMATE GAME".

There are like three points in this article where I had to stop for a moment and reflect on what I was doing with my life.

...am I... AM I BOB!? OR maybe I created Bob and none of you are real...

Bob scares me. And anyone who knows me around here knows I'm a hardcore, stone cold mother fracker. Think about that for a while.

But hey, maybe gaming's always needed an Andy Kaufman.