Not fast enough? You've clearly never seen him sniff glue.

Honestly, I had a friend help me think it up when I wrote the comment. XD

Zombies on motorcycles? Yep, zombies on motorcycles.

I only had to see the thumbnail on the front page to know it would be way outta my price range. >_<

I'm willing to conceed that, if evidence is presented. I'd love to see the two of them have a Deadpool-off. Or at least each perform the same short film, so we could see 'em side-by-side.

Wait... I have people..?

Well fuck them (and you for skimming)! We deserve better than Reynolds (and you for skimming)!

Sorry, I think you forgot to read all of my comment.

Remember that leaked Deadpool movie test footage? It's been released in a hi-res version, reportedly straight from Blur Studios itself.

How much do you get paid to post these stupid comments that so many have posted about tons of other stuff that's been posted on Kotaku?

You... you just got that...?

A dozen isn't enough for a conclusive result. You'll need a few hundred sandwiches to compare.

Don't feed him, Jason! He used "derp" in his first sentence, and the word "bro"! We don't need to keep the trolls fed!

It doesn't take "a fuckton more money" to decide where you put cameras and how you build sets in the first place. It's really not a big deal, it just takes skill, which is there.

Fantastic comment. Have an internet point, my friend.

Sunny is great all the way through, but absolutely gets better at Season 2. Pacific Rim, he doesn't play a 'Charlie' character, and he's still amazing. Go watch it. I'm sure it's too late for it to happen, or that we'd have any ability to make it happen, but he would be a million times better than Reynolds. I know…

But they're paid with maple syrup, right?

(Note: All these numbers are out of my ass based upon my personal experiences, with zero inside information on the dev team or their project)

I HAVE THIS ACTION FIGURE! XD

Here's the thing though. Even making a "single playable sliver of the game..." costs a shit ton of money.