DestructoBeam
DestructoBeam
DestructoBeam

fine, but if I have to hear about “North Dakota tough” one more time...

one key point Redford made is that, for VCs, $5.6M really ISN’T that much money. I didn’t bother to read the original piece, but if the Athletic took money from more than one VC, the risk for them is relatively low, especially if you assume a two-year commitment. now you’re down to $500k to $1m a year, which is almost

what? using fire to heat? that’s insane. you’re an insane person

YOUR DOCTOR DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE ALIIIIIVE

this really sounds like the studio had a bunch of really cool CGI disaster scenes they wanted to do and then had Devlin write a screenplay around them

or maybe doesn’t forgive it as much as decide to live with it to stay in the relationship

aw thanks, man

I think nothing quite captures the self-dramatizing nature of these clowns as neatly as this video. bravo.

quite

the Obama daughters didn’t give self-serving interviews or “write” books like Ivanka has. she’s leveraging her personal brand as an adult by offering up memories of her teenage years. that makes her fair game.

“the real difference might just be that the world offers many more deserving things to be mad about now than it did then.”

right. stupid people are racist. racist people are stupid. the end.

the problem isn’t finding the dirt to impeach him. he violated the Constitution the moment he took the oath of office, and he’s continued to pile them up in full public view every day. the problem is getting a Republican-dominated House to bring impeachment charges. which they won’t, regardless of what he does.

“MY BIKE”

oh, you sweet child

lock him up in the basement of the Alamo

I think so too

not in this case

agreed. I have nothing funny or ironic to add.

right. because Nazis are dedicated to the extermination of people like me and my family. you want to be treated with civility, don’t devote yourself - even ironically - to an exterminationist ideology.