I’m betting Luke will be a really good pro head coach, and he’s probably laid-back enough to deal with being in NYC

your mom

do you not?

that’s generally what happens when the little fast guys get stuck in the middle of the field in sevens. I try and clarify this to them when I coach: stay out wide and be fast. let the bigger guys take the hits like that.

and all this time I thought Pitino only just DRESSED like a pimp

you’re right; I don’t know who this “Trumo” fellow is, but he’s got to be better than either of those two

Harrison’s a defensive mastermind. knock Cam out of the game? brilliant. I’m sure nobody’s tried that yet. the other teams must be kicking themselves that they didn’t think of this. “get me Harrison: the guy’s a football genius.”

I haven’t moved out yet

then call me Albert Camus

I feel bad for you that you know that

I know exactly what you mean. when I lived there, I was amazed by how angry everyone was.

but what if he cheats?

have you TRIED skipping as an adult? it’s exhausting

be careful with that joke; it’s an antique

well done

hey Ellroy: back to work. you’re not getting any younger.

oh hey, Simmons

definitely?

just gonna pop the top on the crazy bottle like that, eh?

Lue’s been around longer than that