whoosh

maybe your mom /uhhuhuhuhuhuhuh

I mean, it’s funny and all, but Butler went to Marquette, which hardly makes him the scrappy underdog here. They even have a Duke alum coaching their team now.

I hate to pick nits, but did somebody run a significance test on the average penalty calls by the ref teams? It strikes me that the more complex the rules get, the less likely it would be for ref teams to coherently interpret the rules in a way that would lead to one team calling significantly more penalties than…

why wouldn’t you? I mean, yeah, have the games on, but you only have to actually work when they call for you.

I hope for the bear’s sake it isn’t, unless fucko the clown there is adopting him and taking home

yeah, but what the hell else would he be doing?

NO ONE DENIES THIS

with Patton Oswalt as the one frat bro who keeps saying his dad owns a dealership, I believe

not necessarily

he got one agent to speculate anonymously about another agent’s client, a guy who is 31 years old and is living in Green Bay. this is not some 20 year old living away from home for the first time in his life in the Big Apple. I haven’t seen the Pack play recently, but my guess would be problems with the o-line rather…

I like the cut of your jib

I did a spit take, an actual freaking spit take. well done, sir.

you wouldn’t by any chance be a fellow Bulls fan, would you?

well, better luck next time

I believe “Kill Bill vol. 1” to be a landmark in mainstream feminist cinema. come at me.

so much for the vitriol. what about the piety? why do you not... um...

the receptacles are key. key, I tell you.

or cooking them?

nah, you’re good. admitting you’re wrong and generally being a human being about it is enough.