Edward's story is a mess, but it's a mess that's charming just often enough to offset the clumsiness. He's the series' most reluctant subscriber to the Assassins' cause and clan—he begins the game wearing the iconic robes out of convenience, and it takes him a good dozen hours to begin even grudgingly helping the…

A sweet, innocent girl like Tina doing a full review of an explody-wody runny-gunny rooty-shooty game is just weird to be.

The way I assume it works it that it's a type of binary... render? Like, the QR code itself is the file path, not the video, or, in this case, this actually contains DATA. It's like one of those old cards they used to use on computers that had a bunch of holes punched in them to represent a 1 or a 0 and ran it through…

And just like that, everyone understood why QR codes exist.

Good point. Touche good sir.

Suddenly everyone stopped going to Taco Bell.

Wait wait wait, Regge is doing a tour? Is he coming to Pittsburgh? How do I get him to pick me as worthy? I must know these things.

The fun is obviously in ruining everyone else's experience in being a guru and becoming better than them at everything.

..so wait this is the second boss in the game, one that is hyped up beyond all belief, and even though it's only the second enemy with a visible health bar in the game, he is the toughest and most annoying? Yikes. Granted, 'DESTRO THIS GAME JUST CAME OUT' is abound to start flooding me, but I have 100% confidence that…

Jason, I found an arm.

I have a 'friend' in my clan that literally reads over every guide book ever as soon as a game comes out so he can flaunt his knowledge and effectively spoil every tibdbit of a game to us. It's extremely frustrating because I'm the kind of person that wants as little information as possible and hes the kind of person…

Be careful what you wish for.

But not the shiny black and gold 3ds with the insignia. That literally is the one piece of hardware I would chop off an arm for. Not my arm, mind you.

Oh sure, Jason. Just show off your Zelda 3DS to the world. That's fine. I'm not bitter. No sir. Not me. I jus- WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT I DON'T I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW FLAISDHFLKAJFHKJARLGKARJGHFALJFIUAERHNFRUITHLERIOFWERYOTHFICDUASJOFDQAFRT

A hard fight: A boss with a random move pattern that is hard to dodge and doesn't have much of a broadcast of his attacks (looking at you, KH), may need a lot of hits, doesn't easily get countered, not knocked back by special abilities, very few ways to damage him very very rarely, usually requiring good reflexes (NOT…

Reading this made me want to yawn.

But Quickballs lose their effectiveness overtime. If you don't get something down to 10 health, asleep, and quick ball it within the first 5 times you're just hurting yourself. Pokeballs do the trick just fine.

I don't understand 'shaving irritation', I've never encountered it in all my years of taking a blade to my face. Wet it up, put on shaving cream, slice it all off, miss a few spots, get really pissed, clean blade, slice off missing parts, get in the shower, get out, get on with my day.

Am I missing a lot by not finishing Apollo Justice before jumping into this one?

I only just now got the 10/10 joke.