Here's my ranked list of which characters spend the most screen time crying, whining, blubbering, screaming in fear, hand-wringing or shaking in abject / silent terror:
This is why The Internet exists. For this pivotal moment.
Christopher walken.
Yes.
I am so good at hate I hate when I am not hating.
I'm a monster, apparently.
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Wait...18 years ago?! Please tell me that's a typo, and I am, in fact, not THAT old?
Ugh, THAT ending, I had nightmares for weeks with that face, I liked that character.
It also includes a flowchart a la Virtue's Last Reward, since the original 999 lacks it.
I actually liked Shaq Fu...
FAHEY'S WHAT'S MISSING HERE LIST