For every invention built by mankind... someone will mis(correctly)use it for porn.

Good call. Letting kids virtually experience sexual intimacy would only serve to distract them from the much more developmentally crucial virtual experiences like murdering people.

That’s pretty damn anemic considering they have basically no third party support. Nintendo has always been one of my favorite companies and I will always buy their games, but this E3 was one of their most disappointing.

People get so upset by this type of speak but lets actually be realistic here and NOT shoot the messenger - At least up until the last few years many action/adventure and RPG games were designed to be marketed to boys of XYZ age. It’s not that girls couldn’t like/understand the games but they were marketed to and the…

So because you say 15 isn’t a ‘real’ Final Fantasy, it must be true? Fascinating. Tell us more, oh omnipotent one.

It can’t be just me, and I am really hesitant to say this given my love for colorful games with cartoony art styles, but I’m getting a huge “for kids!” vibe off of this. Between the logo, the blocky UI and stubby character and enemy designs, it actually reminds me a lot of Go-bots. Yeah.

real gameplay conversations go like this :

It looks very nice, but god was that... painfully artificial. Nobody talks like that when actually playing games. NOBODY. Either go full-ham RP mode and get immersed into the game, or talk like an actual human being. The mix of seriousness and lolling about loot was just eye rolling, made it hard to concentrate on the…

I think it’s hilarious that the US government doesn’t ban many substances consiered to be toxic/unhealthy/unnecessary in Europe, but DOES ban Kinder Eggs... Because it’s a candy egg that has a capsule inside with a toy that may contain small parts.

I’m excited as hell for the underside paddles. That is something that has been needing to be done for a really long time. I’m baffled it took this long for someone to finally do it.

It said at the end for Xbox one and Windows 10

hahaha wow what kind of fucked up reality do you live in, man?

Finally brining a decades old game to the US is hardlyhardly groundbreaking. It’s only a big deal because it took them so long.

Personally the charm of smash bros to me is the simple move sets, instead of complicated combos. course I’m the worst fighting game player ever, so I’m a bit biased. I can never pull off the simplest hadouken in the heat of battle.

Just because YOU did not ask for them does not mean that some people did not ask for them.

Some footage in case any of you missed it.

Ha. Never thought of Mario as a shoto, but I guess you’re right!

Don’t forget:

Part of me agrees with you, but there’s something ridiculously exciting about just having a day or two (or, this year, three) full of press conferences and surprises and hypey reveals. It’s Video Game Christmas!