Your GF has balls of steel.

Nope, they’re too busy macing protestors.

Why are people playing the Witcher?

No seriously, why? I tried a bit and I don’t see the appeal.

Well of course they’re modeling. That’s what you do when you professionally pose for a photo with a purpose of showing something off. They are modeling in cosplay. That’s not mutually exclusive.

Just put it in a flight safety video and call it a day.

Valve probably doesn’t even exist. It’s just a collective figment that gains the attributions of actual projects through an unspoken system of assent.

Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the ethics!

I am sitting here right now and counting tree polygons, and ley me tell you it's incredibly fun!

I’m rooting for Zero. Amazing player and all around nice guy. Real community-minded chap.

Well, what kind of message are you sending the children when you show someone smoking while wearing an oxygen tank?

This poor guy will never be able to eat a Peach without enduring chidish jokes.

I didn’t know this. Konami hate intensifies!

I owned Bonk’s Adventure and played it a thousand times, and I still never got the reference until just now.

While I’m excited for the day when VR comes into my home, I do wonder if it’s not more suited for an arcade experience. Many things involving moving the whole body around could really benefit from the space and structure of a dedicated VR space.

I was very indifferent after the first few eps, and stopped watching for months. When I came back, it slowly got interesting, then balls-out amazing. This show is like a freight train: it starts out slow, but once it's going, watch out!

Eh, he's an artist. Artists often are emo.

Lozzie's jerkass response aside, I agree with you.

*wanking motion*

Maybe he was reluctant to attract Nintendo's legal team with the "metroidvania" term.