Why are people playing the Witcher?

No seriously, why? I tried a bit and I don’t see the appeal.

Well of course they’re modeling. That’s what you do when you professionally pose for a photo with a purpose of showing something off. They are modeling in cosplay. That’s not mutually exclusive.

Just put it in a flight safety video and call it a day.

Valve probably doesn’t even exist. It’s just a collective figment that gains the attributions of actual projects through an unspoken system of assent.

Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the ethics!

I am sitting here right now and counting tree polygons, and ley me tell you it's incredibly fun!

I’m rooting for Zero. Amazing player and all around nice guy. Real community-minded chap.

Well, what kind of message are you sending the children when you show someone smoking while wearing an oxygen tank?

This poor guy will never be able to eat a Peach without enduring chidish jokes.

I didn’t know this. Konami hate intensifies!

I owned Bonk’s Adventure and played it a thousand times, and I still never got the reference until just now.

Eh, he's an artist. Artists often are emo.

Lozzie's jerkass response aside, I agree with you.

*wanking motion*

Maybe he was reluctant to attract Nintendo's legal team with the "metroidvania" term.

People said Pyro was OP in TF2 as well. Far from the truth.

Oh, I actually agree; I was just being glib. Taste is taste. It can’t really be superior in any objective sense.

Given the general praise Archer recieves, your friends oughn’t worry about my opinion.

Perhaps, but I prefer to think we have more discriminating tastes than they.