Of course the Internet will always side with bacon, but then the internet is dumb and is full of dumb people. The waffle is always the better choice, unless it's blue.

Really? His own posts shouldn't be a plave for his own "agenda?" Like where the fuck shoukd he post his opinions if it's not where he's posting his opinions?

" Today, Square Enix released a free-to-play Final Fantasy game for mobile devices, and perhaps for the first time ever, that's not a bad thing."

So is Kotaku like a flannel and a Pabst then?

Brilliant.

Black =/= African American.

A Nigerian is black, and is African, but not American (unless they have dual citizenship).

BLACK AVATARS MATTER!

There are many kinds of free-to-play setups I'm okay with, but the "pay-to-buy-more-stamina" system isn't one of them. Fuck. That. Shit.

I am so glad Kirby isn't one of the rare ones.

OTOH, these shortages seem to generate a lot of free marketing.

Seriously love that line, SO MUCH. Julia delivered the shit out of it.

Intersex awareness day is October 26th, Transgender day of Remembrance is October 20th, and national men's day is every other fucking day on the calendar, with shout outs to Columbus day, Presidents day, Martin Luther King Day, Christmas, and Easter. But who's counting?

Are you so sure it's unironic? He's a troll, but I'm not sure if you're getting who he's trolling here.

GGMF is trolling. And brilliantly!

Actually, tolerating that ullshit and pretending like it should be tolerated kinda does make you a bad person.

Seriously though, I don't know who or what the author of these comments is, but the character they portray definitely sounds like a gamergate bro.

No robot could be such an outstanding paragon of Ethics, and it is only Proper Form to assume that everyone is Male until proven otherwise.

Seriously. I dig through comment threads looking for this guy, just praying he will offer his Capitalized Insight to whatever the Topic is.

Aw, I love Meganium! He just looks so huggable!

I obviously don't know what I'm talking about, and I owned and ok played Melee noncompetetively for years! The fact that Melee is really fucking obtuse to anybody who hasn't been following the scene for ages, even people casually acquainted with the game itself, is good evidence that Melee is a shitty spectator sport.…