It climbed into our windows, snatched our people up!

Nah dude, Nintendo makes great games. If nostalgia was what made people rate a company highly, Sonic wouldn't be a laughing-stock today.

Why the hell wouldn't they brag about this? Positive press is something anybody promoting themselves should point out.

Final Fantasy V*

That's all well and good, but can it save us from the insatiable bloodlust of the bagger 288?

You can't divide by zero. Therefore, it was a parody.

It's a parody, dude.. And apparently one that hits close to home.

Whatever your opinion of the movie The Phantom Menace, this is a great fight scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auyQeimLv6Y

Google "Kotaku Core" and STFU.

I finds melee unwatchable. Shit happens so fast, I can barely tell what is what, and it seems like it's dominated by interminable rote combos that are more twitch than creativity. Maybe if I'd been following it for years, it'd make sense.

Even so, it's hardly common either. It oughtta be standard, IMO.

Yes, because there's nothing to fear from crazy people promising violence. They never actually DO anything, right?

Is that... Legs? ;-; An FPS with legs! Video games have come so far.

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Stop it! You're ruining the magic! DX

You — But — I — That's not — ...Eh, works for me.