You can't divide by zero. Therefore, it was a parody.

It's a parody, dude.. And apparently one that hits close to home.

Whatever your opinion of the movie The Phantom Menace, this is a great fight scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auyQeimLv6Y

Google "Kotaku Core" and STFU.

I finds melee unwatchable. Shit happens so fast, I can barely tell what is what, and it seems like it's dominated by interminable rote combos that are more twitch than creativity. Maybe if I'd been following it for years, it'd make sense.

Even so, it's hardly common either. It oughtta be standard, IMO.

Yes, because there's nothing to fear from crazy people promising violence. They never actually DO anything, right?

Is that... Legs? ;-; An FPS with legs! Video games have come so far.

"quote unquote"

Stop it! You're ruining the magic! DX

You — But — I — That's not — ...Eh, works for me.

I never realized it was "type-zero" until now. I had been calling it "typo" the whole time!

I actually like the low-res graphics better here. The game feels designed around that expectation, and the HD version feels a bit angular and sparse by comparison.

ITS PIKACHU!!!

Yeah, I thought of that too, but it's a bit of a stretch given its national dex #494

Right? Like, that's a lady you gotta respect, because she's seen some real shit.

The water would push as hard from all directions, and it wouldn't go anywhere.

She's not grizzled enough. Give her face a few stern lines — make her look like someone's momma that everybody respects. That's what lady Cid should look like.

The hardcore are who shell out for faceplates, and who know what is going on in overseas markets.