Goes directly from a soaring JRPG world-map theme to a Dragonforce shredfest, all without breaking eye contact.

Mike, that haircut is doing you no favors. And you could get away with showing a little bit of leg too, if you're comfortable with that.

Superfluous. That's the word really. I don't understand how these plastic toys have become so insanely essential to adults? I literally can't imagine a situation where I would walk into a store and buy one of these things for myself.

This guy might be a great artist, but this fist just doesn't look right.

I would freak out of Klonoa got in. I doubt he ever will, but man...

I have, and I remember just climbing to a high tree and gliding for 2 minutes, then repeating until I reached the end of the level. in any case, I wasn't terrible impressed.

I trained my Amiibo to taunt on KO as well, and now I hate that smug bastard.

I'd guess they're just happy to sell out of things. The only reason a retailer might care about stock limits is because they'd want to exploit them themselves.

Kotaku writers "embed" in fan communities to keep up to date on the happenings therein. Pokémon is Hernandez' beat.

does it have the original negative 151 through negative 1?

Agree. This shit wasn't funny 5 minutes in, and it wasn't funny 7 minutes in.

No. We'll make judgements about whatever the fuck we want. 5 minutes is too damn long to get to the punchline.

She's spot on with the princess trope dealy. There are plenty of other tropes she's properly called out.

On the issue of GTA specifically. I feel like she's missed the mark on that one. I agree with her on broader issues.

As a feminist, I have to wonder how bullshit ike this does anything productive. Yeah, I'm against violence targeting women, and against violence targeting men, too. And this game is pretty fucking evenhanded about just being violent against everything. The series has its share of sexism, but oddly, I do not think…

I miss having the buttons on the front of the television, where you could actually see them and use them without fumbling around like an idiot.

What are some good HM slaves in this, and how many HMs are there?

Kyogre is a water type Pokémon that has the ability "Drizzle." It can learn the move Origin Pulse, as well as transform into Primal Kyogre. Once it does, Primal Kyogre's special attack becomes boosted, and it gains a special ability called "Primordial Sea." This ability makes the battle come under a heavy rain, and…

Argh, would it have killed the artist to post them in 1 to 1 ratio?

Hahaha, I feel ya. How the hell do you develop a work ethic? Like anything else, I'm sure it takes hard work.