Cuz.

Wasn't a man to begin with.

Nope. Can't get past the presentation. I feel dumber for even knowing this game exists.

Ooh, a hae about a black wheelchair bound transwoman? I need to play this game! Oh, it doesn't exist. You are literally whining about something that does not exist. Your life must be difficult.

How are the speakers? As good as the 3ds, or as unremakable as the XL's?

Even by Sonic ephemera standards, the comps are weird. Imagine Sonic and Tails, hangin' on the beach eating chili dogs while blasting Tokyo Ghetto Pussy or Free Gay And Happy by The Coming Out Crew. Envision the nefarious Dr. Eggman plotting the specifics of world domination to the oral sex anthem Lick It by 20…

Wait, is that really a game? Is it fun?

Not to mention how much the old arcade games actually looked the part.

You have to hold it for a good while though, and you can't move at all while you're doing it. It's really tough and risky to try for that freebie. In fact, you might be better off baiting people into taking it, then giving them a well-deserved Falcone-Paunch.

What about the Power Stone type items you collect three of for a big attack? Those are more fun than the smash ball any day.

I never knew "arimasu" could be used as an affirmative answer. "Do you plan on buying the new 3ds?" "It exists."

I have no issues with the cast of this game, but don't kid yourselves, a game wit mostly men in it is the norm. FfX-2 is an exception. Games with parties are usually split 50-50 or favor men.

The Wii U controller, but with a few more buttons. How wonderful would it be to carry your PC game to the toilet or the couch? And the touch screeny can handle mouse or keyboard (for typing away from keyboard).

The trailer that birthed a thousand NOPE memes.

I love this so much.

I smell a shop contest...!

Well, here's hoping there are some female models to go with my face then.

I just wish there were more of us. 13 had big flaws, but there were a few things it did amazingly well.

Imagine if Justin Bieber was used in a Smash ad. Is AK48 the Justin Bieber of Japan?

Jesus fuck, people, it's a fucking skit, not a political statement. No, it's not funny, but calm your dicks.