Seriously Ashcraft, fuck this bullshit. Half the reason I like this site is because it's progressive on gender shit, but this kinda flies in the face of that

Grown men should pose however the fuck they want.

I can scarcely muster an opinion about anything until you animate it in .gif form.

Heathens! I worry for the youth of today, who have turned to KWEH at the expense of WARK.

America, the worldwide leader in junk food. I just disagree with the rest o' y'all.

I just don't like the gameplay. The AI in Fire Emblem is really, really stupid.

Unfortunately, the Red Bag garnered the most votes, so "Spicy Street Taco" should soon... ahahaha. I just can't get over the name. It's like the worst member of G.I. Joe ever.

I was pretty damn close. I got chocolate, I got spice — I missed bacon, but is chip bacon ever really bacon?

15 votes for either Wario & Luigi Partners in Crime ("Make it like a Wario Land game with a 2-player system akin to Super Mario 3D Land.") or Super Princess Peach 2 ("Even throw in Daisy and Toadette for good measure if you want.)

How about a Wii U Fire Emblem? Clearly not satisfied with the announced Shin Megami Tensei X Fire Emblem game, 397 people called for a straight-up Fire Emblem U. (A vote for an Advance Wars U got a meager 8.)

Most retro games aren't so great. This one got a good rating because it is.

I went right back in and started on my new game +. It's a short game, and I wanted moar.

Strictly speaking, it does a few things that the NES couldn't do, so it couldn't have existed then. But it sure feels like it could have!

Pikmin has a bit of RTS in it if you haven't played it.

Why no fish? I'm sure there was a good reason to abandon this hallowed tradition?

Yes. And if there's any justice in the world, people will actually realize it this time and apologize for ever being fans to begin with.

This comment is more entertaining than Pacific Rim was.

Terrible, terrible movie.

I will prefer to believe then that it's a perfectly innocent interest in the youthful vibrance of the children :)