Charcuterie board: when you’re too god damn pretentious to just use a plate or a bowl.

People who sit on their ass all day are shitting on the people in the military who risk their life and mental health so they can watch people play video games? Yeah the military does bad things at times but I work in an office because young men and women often where no place else to turn sell their souls to deter…

I know a couple people who fly drones in the military or are drone instructors. And yeah, from what I understand Xbox controllers are used for certain drones. Most militaries use them for all sorts of shit. 

I know it’s making me sick of people.

If you like Game of Thrones, you will definitely like Robin Hobb, since her books are also just unending hardship for the characters you care about.

Everyone I follow on Twitter who actually knows horse racing thought the DQ was the correct call.

What, you actually know how horse racing works? Get out of here with that relevant knowledge and bring me the hot taeks about how replay sucks and is bad.

Not his first time failing to maintain a line an endangering other horses and jockeys. To be clear, the race today was breathtakingly close to a full on disaster 

This guy talks so confidently about “the spirit of the rule” in a sport he only follows three times a year.

I mean, if this wasn’t the most famous horse race in America that decision would have been made in like 3 minutes

Can we focus for just a second on the more important issue: is that one of those giant 10 lb burgers on the table behind him in the header image?

Yes. Also even if you shorthanded for 5 minutes you are still allowed to stop the other team from scoring 4 goals.

A plea bargain is what happened. Thanks to Smollet’s attorney, Mark Geragos, being indicted as a co-conspirator in the alleged extortion plot against Nike. This shit was going to make the Chicago case against Smollett more trouble than worth.

Granted, it’s just a gesture, but if Roshaun wants to get back at the white guys, he could start making a bunch of Tilda Swinton noises.

This reminds me of when I did CrossFit at law school.

This we have now and the last entry in “Why Your Team Sucks 2019" is something to look forward to.

Go to a massage parlor and you won’t have to.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

Some 12 year old is shitting bricks that it doesn’t get traced back to her work station.

Morrowind, speaking as someone whose played probably 300 hours of it, has a lot of flaws.