Pretty simple tbh:

He posted the change on the 8th day of the 9th month. 8-9. Who won the F1 championship in 89? McLaren Honda.

Add up 8 + 9 + 17, the entire dates, and you get 34. The Third letter of the alphabet is C, the 4th is D. So c-d, or car-driver. This confirms the sneaking suspicion that he is actually a race…

fun fact: nobody saying “you should have outrun the police” has ever had the balls to try it themselves.

America isn’t a country, it’s a business.

I don’t think anyone put down the 288, 288 Evoluzione or the F40 upon their arrival. Your argument is invalid.

Honestly, all of these cars you show have Pininfarina design and look stunning. This yellow turd looks like an emasculated corvette with birth marks.

Jesus H. Christ this car is beyond hideous.

“I stream all of my media, and I rarely take pictures or video. Just an occasional phone call, texting a few times a day, or maybe directions or looking up a product at the store once or twice a month.”

One would argue, that you probably don’t need to be paying so much for an iPhone if this is really how you use it.

That’s not the reason why Apple keeps the 16gb version around. Their main goal is to get people to pay the $100 more for the 64gb phone instead of going with the 16gb phone. When you compare all three options, 16, 64, and 128gb, each increasing in price by $100, the best deal looks like the 64 as you are quadrupling…

I bet they shut it down in 3 and 1/2 years.

Is that really what it sounds like, or is that the sound that they're going to pump through the speakers?

First of all, a door should shut tightly enough to compress the weatherstripping, for thermal reasons. The deadbolt should not just freely glide in and out, it should have a little tension on it from the compressed weatherstrip, rendering this contraption useless unless you like high heating bills. Also, knob locks…

I don't drink coffee at all, am in fantastic health and NEVER get sick, either. What does that mean for me?

Data on your machine, or a server, are broken down into 2 groups, cold data and hot data. Hot data is information you need frequently, particularly OS system files, Program files, and large files you happen to be working on. Cold data is information you generally archive and access less frequently, like your music,…

Yes you've made this point several times. Unless you have something to contribute other than telling us how cool you are because you once got an invite to a private tracker, please stop.

Well there can be a V8 soundtrack coming through the speakers lol

Last paragraph, bro.

BMW: "we told our customers they don't need adjustable seats on the new 9 Series. They're BMW customers so naturally they thought it was a good idea too."

Could they please just fix the unibrow?

I didn't have any issues expanding...