NEW rule?

How about go fuck yourself?

Cars and Coffee? Sure.

I plan to incorporate Everything Works Like It Smells into my regular lexicon.

So, the official Jalopnik position of the week is that “spinning” in South Africa is an interesting cultural phenomenon in the automotive community and “side shows” in the US are a menace that any respectable gearhead finds worthy of scorn and derision? 

Not the kind of donuts cops want.

If Jalopnik doesn’t do an entire article on the post $kaycog just made, I will be very disappointed.

Which car will you be looking at that has had zero potential safety defects ever?

Dude......he crashed into an island with no one on it. On purpose. He avoided populated areas.

Do you want some kind of medal or what?

It’s great they you didn’t kill yourself, but that does not give you elevated judgmental privileges against others. Sorry.

You're being obtuse and a disrespectful pile of shit. The fact that you cant see that speaks volumes about your lack of personality. You 100% are not a good person.

“The content is potentially triggering.”

The times we live in, where this has to be stated. Sigh.

“the content is potentially triggering" Le Sigh

“You can check out snippets in this Twitter thread, but please listen at your own discretion. The content is potentially triggering.”

This is the moment I finally decided that yes, definitely, we are doomed. 

He was committing suicide, not using violence against civilians to further an ideological objective. 

In other words it was a suicidal guy making bad choices but apparently trying to not put anyone else’s lives at risk. But way to generalize!

Idiot.

That first statement — What the fuck is wrong with you? You sure sound like a vagina-fearing, misogynist, rape apologist in need of some serious therapy. And if you aren’t truly that guy, then please take a moment for some serious self-reflection. Life is too short to be a piece of shit.