I believe you meant to say “your a idiot.”

Not to call you out for being the angry asshole, but most of your rant is totally baseless. He even says the rescue was righteous - I don’t se how you got so bent out of shape about a somewhat fun article.

“Medical emergency” the one that makes your breath smell like beer and whiskey? If it wasn’t a cop then we all know that would be what it would be. I bet everyone just “forgot” to test him for that until his BAC had subsided.

If you’re not coordinated enough to run on the sidewalk, go to the gym or buy a treadmill.

I used to run 7-13 miles a day, mostly on the sidewalk, and I have no idea what you’re talking about. You want an even surface then go to your local high school’s track, run on dirt walking/hiking paths, or use a treadmill. The street is for vehicles.

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

Because dumb white guys will always pay more for something they think is “cool.”

I googled Red Tube to see if I could get one for my VW. Couldn’t find car parts even after checking most of the site.

“Why is it the Russians always seem to have all the good, crazy ideas?”

I wonder if they will paint a little jeep on the fuselage...

You are tissue soft, my friend. The expensive tissue.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

The IS300, because it’s still running for more than 5,000 miles at a time.

You provided a literal definition of “a repeat offender” in your comment.

I bet you a dollar it’s not bulletproof.

Don’t forget the Colorado River. If anyone else had done it they would be in jail for eternity, but since it was the EPA themselves it’s no biggie.

Crippling a competitor to the Big 3? (Not here, so much, but in China)

Well, here in the U.S., you’ll need an entire culture change with respect to personal space. We like driving, *our* cars...Just because Bill is going to the same place I am doesn’t make me want to ride with Bill, because, fuck Bill.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…