This isn't a topper, simply a "I'd never have guessed this fact pattern"...

"Come on in, there's no snow above the clouds."

No reason to get your feathers all ruffled.

Unite, brother. I really love mine but I've had it for 10 years now. Its not the best on gas (especially since I have a long commute) but its damn fun. I keep looking around at other cars for possible future purchase but I just can't pull the trigger. No one makes a car even close today (Wagon, manual, turbo,…

Much like a German stylist, you look bitter

Dear Squids,

That is quite a process, getting your mouth around a Miata is challenging.

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He isn't allowed to travel first class. If he is traveling in uniform he is probably traveling on official business and quite possibly doesn't have the option to travel in civies. When traveling in uniform you aren't allowed to sit anywhere other than coach, even if someone offers for free. The DoD got too many…

Since you clearly don't have any military experience...because Gawker...when you travel on military duty, your uniform is your dress blues. Getting is pressed between the time you depart a flight and the time you have to report for duty is often impossible. That's kind of a big deal in an environment when your…

Go fall off a bridge.

Next question?

Needs to be oiled. Not needs oiled. Please, please, please.

The fact that you said "needs oiled" instead of the correct "needs TO BE oiled" means we now have a blood feud between us.

So the argentinians proved themselves to be bigger assholes than Clarkson, to have less of a sense of humor than Hitler and showed downright primitive behavior unfitting of a "civilized" nation over a freaking license plate. Because said plate supposedly references a war they lost which, from what I gather, was over a…

Have you read the claims being made?

Got a light or can I just use your Ferrari?

Stop calling it a production car, and people will let it go.

God bless America. And England too I guess, since the Venom GT is based off of a Lotus. The incredible ratio explains why it can do this.