Damn, hippies trying to invade our car culture. Go co-opt somebody else's culture. Hippy.

So do all the 20 things on the list here, though I would definitely like to see the Republic of Zimbabwe try to be a submarine.

Of course, they are not in the same league as the B-52 utterly sucks as a submarine.

Tre Magnifique?

You don't buy an Aston Martin for the speed. You buy one to be the classiest motherfucker around.

*drops the mic*

I nominate this. Second-generation Ford Probe. These were everywhere in the '90s. They had styling that, while somewhat daring, also well represents the aero-jellybean trend of the time. They were Japanese-Americans, at a time when Japanese cars were consumer favorites and American cars were distancing themselves from…

Second Gen Ford Probe GT. Cheap, quick, reliable, very good looking

TOTAL.

Germany didn't even roll through Poland this easy.

The last time Germany had this much fun 60 million people died.

So based on the looks of that Cooper, someone just donked the shit out of their lawnmower.

heard you need some truck drivers?

Logic: "Hey Dodge, you should lighten up that challenger. Make it perform better.

False choice and fuck you for surrendering your freedom because you're a coward.

Bullshit

Sorry if I sound old, but calling wheels "rims" seems to be right out of Chapter 463 of the book "The Dumbing Down of America". The rim is that part of the wheel that I gashed outside the Lincoln Tunnel. It's part of the wheel. Hipster fags.

Why not "Muslim"?

No surprise that the Obama administration thought this was a good investment for America. Incompetence loves incompetence.