Demolition derby donor car.

An entertaining use, not a practical one ;)

Yes.

I didn’t say use them as a daily driver. Rallycross, jumps, free disassembly experience, lemons donor, etc etc etc .

People do dumb stuff when they’re 16, it’s OK.

Exactly.

Every single one of you who says they wouldn’t take any of these for free is either a liar or a massive sack of douche with a giant ego problem. A free car is a free car, and I can think of an entertaining use for every single car on this list.

I hate German cars. Passionately. But God DAMNIT this thing is achingly beautiful.

You are seriously mistaken if you think you can waltz in to a gun show and buy whatever you want 'no questions asked'.

Spoons made Rosie O'donnel fat. Stop blaming the fucking inanimate object.

Magazine. Not clip.

As long as they score what they need to on the ASVAB. Usually your choices of MOS were based on what you scored.

Why the hell would I want to tell people I owned a german car, especially if it associates me with people like you?

Actually, I think it aged pretty well.

This is an underrated comment. Well done.

Eke, not eek.

He’s just got a super punch-able face.

Too bad you’re so fucking uptight.

I use and hear the word Fuck a lot, so I don’t mind seeing it in headlines since it communicates to me in a method that I’m used to hearing and using.

I like and have always liked the Mondial. It’s honest.