I had a solid chuckle at the F-14 tomcat.

PETA should shut the fuck up till they stop their widespread extermination of animals.

first off, that haircut is the stupidest fucking haircut in the history of stupid fucking haircuts.

Can I get some goddamn love and get out of the grey?

Raph, should be "Why Rich People Love the Singapore GP".

Selectable 4WD, instead of the FWD-based auto AWD system it had.

was it totes mcgoats amazeballs? did it roxer your boxers? was it tubular? rad? jive? boss?

Honda Smellcat?

No, that will not do. Don't call it a TT if it's going to be, for all practical purposes, a new and different car.

Máté, any chance I can rise from the gray at long last? :(

It looks absolutely mental. I love it.

i'd chip in

i see the three on the tree question wasn't answered, and i'm still stuck down here in the gray :( someday...

how do you work a 'three on the tree' transmission? or, 'how do you get out of the grey on the new jalopnik?'

someday i'll be un-gray again :(

here's mine

the zionist sharks are going to mount this on a pigs head to oppress tools.

I'd drive it. Dunno how much 'roo bashing i can do in the US though...

Isn't this the exact same article as "what cars have the most undeserved reputation"?

The wife's buick ranier has them. My Legacy GT Wagon and beater ford probe GT do not. Thanks for the article :)