DUBSTEP TO IMPACT. IMPACT TO HANDSTAND. HANDSTAND TO BACKSPIN. BACKSPIN TO HEADSPIN. HEADSPIN TO BELLYFLOP. SCREW YOU NIGEL I'M OUT.

AND THE NEXT BIG GIF IS BORN.....BREAK DANCING BEAR!!!!

GAH IS CORRECT! THAT WOULD BE A TRULY NIGHTMARE DUMP!

Chris: So Peyton, how are things going? Everybody gelling?

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Reporter: Sir! Sir! So how does one react when massive amounts of shit attempt to escape the body only to be stopped by a sphincter closed so tightly it could create a black hole!

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Has anyone else here ever sat on their balls? I'm sure they have, but I have to share this. This isn't an occasional thing for me. The excruciating near vomit-inducing pain is almost once a week. AND ALWAYS THE RIGHT ONE, WHY ALWAYS THE RIGHT ONE! The worst is when you're wearing loose fit jeans. The wallet…

ROLL TIDE. That is all.

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