There are so many Austin stories from 10-15 years ago. Him and his best friend at the time, Lance fucking Armstrong.

that’s the America we’ve been fighting for all this time.

I wouldn’t try to read specifics into this. Patient preference influences choice of medications, and when you have an arrogant patient who dismisses people he cannot awe, you have a setup for a case of “VIP syndrome”:

This is a Penthouse Forum letter without the sex.

I was hoping to see lots of before and after photos.

I’m all for it if it makes you happy..I had a facelift 19 years ago and I loved it and got a lot of mileage out of it. It was a very natural looking job done by Dr Dan Baker in NYC. I was about fifty at the time and I got to be thirty eight again, which was lots of fun.

I like your kid. Y'all are raisin' him right. 

That actually makes sense!

“For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob

Why did i waste my time reading that? You didnt even give a definitive realization as your coment promised. More of a “it could be that i ordered fine instead of extra fine, i dunno”

Why did i waste my time reading that? You didnt even give a definitive realization as your coment promised. More of…

Oh the Vows section is so gross and elitist. I know people who hate-read it out loud over brunch. Maybe some of them are decent and normal people who just have a unique story (there’s usually a few a year where one of them has a terminal illness and their whole rural community banded together to give them the wedding…

Also true. The mental energy involved with keeping track of all the lies must be exhausting in itself.

Being stuck in the same house all day everyday (where I am, you cannot leave your house except for medical or care giving or supermarketing within 5km from your home, masks are compulsory everywhere and there’s an enforced curfew 8pm-5am. You can only leave home for work if you’re an essential worker and have an…

I have 2 super hot recurring fantasies these days:

If she makes it to trial next summer and we have a new vaccine and a new President, it’ll be almost...quaint...to have something that lascivious and trashy dominating the news cycle instead of the death of democracy and death in general.

I’ve legit been worried about this. I still love seeing movies in the theaters. It’s the only place a movie is likely to get my undivided attention, and I have a comfy and pretty quiet theater within 10 minutes of my house that I went to often as I could manage. That theater is an AMC so I got spooked when there…

...............who is it??

Hubster!

Hubby is another one, along with Hubs

And hubby and tummy. But chummy is ok.