Way to gloss over the important part.

So the connection has been cut?

Nobody needs prep bowls.

Nobody needs prep bowls.

Several notes.

Several notes.

Paul Newman, please!

Trips to department stores pre-lockdown was never productive anyway. I’d go to buy something, it wouldn’t be there, and would get instructed to order it online. From Neiman Marcus to Target, they have driven/trained us order online.

This is gross. Also apparently quarantine/sheltering has clearly robbed people of standards. Andrew Cuomo is doing a relatively good job, but jfc, he’s still horrible. 

You mean the movie about the marriage that fell apart because the wife put her budding career as an LA sex symbol on hold to star in her director husband’s critically acclaimed avant-garde NY theater production?  I totally related. 

I enjoy playing a character that’s a *hard* right conservative Christian. It’s fun to see people’s reactions when their own ideas are taken to extremes. But it’s a careful line to walk to not end up inspiring someone.

Honestly, this comes across as the words of somebody who doesn’t live or work in a red or even warm blue district. The reality Nancy Pelosi is familiar with that I genuinely get the sense that most progressives don’t understand is that most of the biggest wins in 2018 were moderate Democrats winning red districts.

Ma’am, I think you underestimate the power and endurance that washing Trans-Ams can give a person!

Does Steve Harvey count? He's definitely not entertaining

I think, basically, it’s :I love you for being a sociopath.

Darling... Your passionate analytics and seamless integration of sustainability and storytelling help me to downsize my enterprise. The knowledge you bring of offshoring opportunities, data mining collaboration and scalability pushes me to think outside of the box.

I’ve been rather impressed by her ability to delegate plan formulation to intelligent people, so my hope for a Warren presidency would be that it consists of (to borrow from a better commenter than I) “Katie Porters all the way down”.

Contingent on the “taxes are bad” rhetoric is the deeper Republican belief that “government is BAD!” — taxes are bad only because it’s government who wants them from you. Subsidizing Walmart’s criminal profit reliance on government assistance for its employees, on the other hand, is great because Capital and Job…

Speaking as her best friend she doesn’t know about, I blame her for nothing at all, but am really dying to hear what she would have said about him, in a girlfriendy gossipy way.

Snakehead fish are terrifying. A few years back, a friend of mine agreed to go to someone’s apartment to feed their fish while they were gone. I went along, thinking I’d see something pretty or exotic. NOPE. My friend opened the top of the aquarium and the fucking thing JUMPED OUT and started slithering around on the…

Ivanka: She added, “... Trumps are fighters.”