I feel this way about so many people who have lived lives free of consequence.  And I feel guilty for feeling that way.

Babies?  What’s a babies?  Just kidding, I have two.  But seriously, nobody has fucking babies.

My mother-in-law does that, kissing your neck from behind you. I want to file a complaint too

This makes the only time I’ve ever seen Sanders follow through on something.

Especially considering he’d already tried to kill himself once in there. My guess is they let this happen to protect the other high profile people who have been implicated. I’m extremely pissed.

This should also be the case for political grifters as well - people running just to boost their own national profile.

It's too bad the only one he's passed was to name a post office.

I think its especially sad that Little Donnie is obviously trying so hard to impress Dada with all of his big man outdoorsman weight lifting beard growing crap when anyone who knows Trump knows that shit is the last thing in the world that he would ever give a fuck about.

I mean, people are more multi faceted and complicated that they are portrayed on social media.  Maybe Booker is an amazing person.  And maybe she feels really guilty for endorsing Jill Stein.  Who knows?

Hunter also used some of that embezzled money for a hotel rooms and swanky dinner with his mistress, who also happened to be his wife’s best friend.

i was so confused. i was like, “when did el chapo get a youtube channel?!”

Avoiding awkward run-ins with fellow candidates? Warren’s got a plan for that!

Pootie Tang is Bossip’s social media manager

I would watch this YouTube tutorial.

When my sister-in-law divorced my brother she said it was so great, she had one less child to take care of!

“Nobody goes there anymore.  It’s too crowded.”

Donald and Melania could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

FTFY