Another self-promoting ad campaign for the benefit of only Herself. The only thing she’s running for is to use the political system to goose her name recognition among a new generation, and thereby increase her speaking fees. Just like her last “run for office” when she ran for Rep. Henry Waxman’s seat (he was…

God, seriously. I want to hear WAY more about Julian Castro and Pete Buttigieg too, since both of them seem to have really good heads on their shoulders, and if we’re STILL not ready for a woman president (uggggghhhhh) they seem like good alternatives.

This is the only thing Meghan McCain has ever done that made me like her. “you were at my wedding Denise...” Oh God, it’s so perfect!

I’m really into music and I do generally know that R. Kelly sings that song, but if you told me that it was sung by K-Ci & JoJo and I was remotely distracted at the time I’d believe you. So whatever.

Agreed about the last email needing to be the first.

I imagine they’d be losing their minds no matter what he looked like. Because that’s a fit dad bod. Not take your shirt off during a national performance bod.

My Barry’s in Boston has hot instructors but no taking-off-shirts. Gonna complain to management.

she is SUCH a huckster!!!!  i saw her speak at a shitty hay house convention (my ex was an author) and omg - she literally promoted her book title 80,000 times in between a few other useless words.  not a fan. 

 Best summation of the photo op:

This is what “lean in” was about, isn’t it? “Yes, dearie, open that oven door. And lean in.”

Crisp Rat is, indeed, the most important takeaway from this entire post.

QUICK! What can you tell me about the Congressperson from the 8th district of PA???

I have a hard time believing that a white man working for the Bernie campaign would feel entitled to a woman’s body, work, or accomplishments once she had said no and he’d been clearly rejected by a margin of three million votes. Oh wait...

Wait, Greta van Fleet isn’t a parody band? For a remake of Spinal Tap or something?

The Right: Gender is based on IMMUTABLE biological characteristics like BODY PARTS and CHROMOSOMES.

Spirited enthusiasm

Okay BUT I was once at an event and a guy was talking and I thought he was deaf [I have a cousin who is deaf] but really he was just from Wisconsin.

Jennifer Coolidge makes everything better.

She really does look like a Jennifer Coolidge character in a Christopher Guest movie.