This is a very specific insult. I like it.

That is the face of a man who gets his back hair waxed multiple times weekly and enjoys it sexually.

thank you for this disclosure. so few journalists have your integrity!!! 

For the record, I still sincerely enjoy The Wedding Singer and Big Daddy.

don’t wanna get over-stuffed

I’m 5'6". Personally, I think Trump is 3 to 5 inches tall, like a doll. Just my take on the situation.

It’s time for a new generation to learn to hate Joe Lieberman.

Lol, I was born and raised in Paul Ryan’s hometown, and have biked/ran/played extensively all over town for decades. I never once in my life saw a groundhog there. They only appear to destroy shitty political leaders. Well done, groundhogs, well done.

he loves hailey. he hates punctuation. 

Oh, we all crush him. Crush polyhedron!

They’re all Fredo.

Are you kidding? It’s like the gates of hell out there, only with extra humidity. I’m staying inside.

Are you kidding? It’s like the gates of hell out there, only with extra humidity. I’m staying inside.

Agreed!

Ugh, picnics. Cold lumpy ground, food all the wrong temperatures with sand in it, wasps trying to make your soda can their new home...ugh.

“The children can be taken care of quickly, beautifully, and immediately,” he told reporters on the White House lawn. “The Democrats forced that law upon our nation. I hate it, I hate to see the separation between parents and children.”

Inspector Gidget

She’s got my vote for the Columbo reboot.

Carrie’s commitment to bra sex was infuriating and a constant reminder that SJP was too prudish even to shoot in pasties, not to mention that Carrie was way too uptight and judgy for a sex columnist.

as a PR professional, I am FLABBERGASTED that he is a on book tour right now. Like, beyond surprised. AND beyond surprised he didn’t have a very, very, very much better answer to this line of questioning. It’s literally the only thing I would have prepped for him, and it would have been “I was wrong to abuse my…

Shows what you know. Plo Koon’s family owns the third-largest housewares chain on his home planet of Dorin, he just never talks about it.