He’s a racist with principles!

Children have become a luxury in America. They’re the modern equivalent of designer pure bred purse dogs. Only the wealthy can afford them and they punish poor women that have them for daring to aspire outside their class.

I don’t want to give her the oxygen of - well - any sort really. But have you been following the utterly batshit Twitter ravings of former Tory MP Louise Mensch about Cambridge Analytica?

In other words she continues to be a parent to her children and love them no matter how old they are - as most parents do - and he doesn’t give a fuck about them now they’re old enough to see he is a douche and no longer worship the ground he walks on.

Oh hey look, a disingenuous headline that doesn’t acknowledge there’s plenty of disagreement within the Democratic party about how to handle negotiations (“With that in mind, some of the letter’s signatories said the more realistic goal is not forcing action on DACA, but preventing Republicans from using the omnibus…

He’s a grade-A American asshole. We make the best assholes in the whole world. Hands down.

Tillerson was anything but competent. I shed no tears for him.

Really embracing the “America’s Dairyland” moniker.

Seeing that bag of pumped breast milk spill, I thought, “This is a horror movie. NOOOOOOOOO!”

40% is still too damn high.

I wouldn’t even know where to start with the really old school recipes (like Mrs. Beeton’s) because they don’t give any measurements at all! Like, take one goose, stuff it with breadcrumbs, “bake as usual” WTF IS ‘AS USUAL’??

It’s amazing that people who look Giuliani and Trump are confident enough to make fun of the way women look. And Hillary Clinton is far more attractive than they have ever been. Where does that kind of undeserved self esteem come from?

When speaking to women in a position of authority, I think that the men that do this do it diminish the women. Mainly because their little mind can’t accept that the woman has EARNED the position and should be treated with all due respect of someone who has worked hard to get a position of authority. The sad thing, is…

Women at all levels get this shit. Though also I’d suspect women in positions of lower authority have more barriers to discussing the harassment they experience due to less job security.

Come on now. Let’s not forget about the sweet sweet release of death.

$500/hour since I am apparent rocket scientist comparatively.

They really don’t need a formal review process to figure out why they have a gender pay gap. I can tell them right now:

Whatever the voice coach says about that adenoid honk that abused abuser calls a voice, those aren’t the only reasons he sounds utterly odious.

The old timey way of teaching math was to drill the long division algorithm into the kids heads but not really explain why they are carrying the one. It saves some time and energy for the teacher as you can teach the kids faster (and it is expected that not all of them will progress far enough in math to need to know…

Gary Larson’s got you covered!