Just like Jesus!

I have a reason to celebrate! After 5 years of waiting for The Asshole to fix the divorce papers he wanted me to sign, I went ahead and filed for divorce myself, back in June. This week, the judge signed the decree after The Asshole didn’t respond to the notice he was sent.

Because being the nicest / waitress with jokes always wins.

allege a wide array of inappropriate behaviors, including making passes at employees, unwanted kissing, and groping.

She has a science room. And reads the MIT Department of Materials Science and Engineering for funsies. She named her experiment after the Greek goddess (Titan) of fresh water.

I was kind of on Team Tonya. I grew up poor and felt excluded from a lot of things because I couldn’t afford the clothes to fit it. Nancy Kerrigan seemed like such a princessy bitch that I never liked her.

Arghh seriously, no sports. Just replace it all with life skills like swimming, riding bikes, rock climbing, yoga, meditation. At the very least, get rid of football.

What annoys me is that people that make this argument are acting like there is some huge epidemic of trans girls wanting to play/do sports and thereby disadvantaging potential cis girl teammates and opponents. It’s alarmist. Never mind that the proportion of trans individuals is very small, out trans individuals is…

A 6?

I’ve found it much easier to tolerate Siri with the male voice - since he is so frequently wrong or misunderstands.

Harry has always been The Cute One.

Also, FOOTBALL GAVE FRANK GIFFORDS CTE. FOOTBALL LITERALLY BROKE HER HUSBANDS BRAIN.

I was a little surprised he liked medirocre vanilla porn (if you can call a stepmom eating out her stepdaughter vanilla) instead of tentacle porn, but maybe lizard people like Ted find human sex kinkier?

HRC won the 2016 NJ primary w/ 63% of the vote. Booker isn’t shaking in his boots over a primary. As for why these folks are getting behind this bill, why wouldn’t you if you had higher aspirations. It has next to no chance of becoming law and when 2020 rolls around you don’t have to deal w/ individuals who can’t do…

“I’ll take What The Ephron for $200.”

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

“The Beast With Two Side Dishes”

My (overvalued) $.02:

This is window dressing, a meaningless gesture to appease ‘traditional Conservative Republicans’ and the Generals.

Bannon will say he will continue to support the Circus Peanut’s agenda, early Redditors/Breitfarters will be mad initially but briefly, and the bullshit will continue.